"What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back."
"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."
— Jarod Kintz,
It Occurred to Me (via feellng
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Claire LaZebnik, Epic Fail
"How to kill someone;
Hold their hand and then never touch their skin again,
See them nearly everyday and pretend they don’t exist,
Act like everything you ever said to them was a lie."
— Was this your plan all along? (via badtexter
Andy Samberg and Lena Headey on stage at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards (x)
→ Did You Just Fucking Block Me?!?!? Are You Kidding Me?!?!? -_-
We found this in an abandoned parking lot today
this breaks my heart a little
I don’t even care that this has color, it’s going on my blog. Quite touching.
100% proven zodiac analyses
- aries: short-tempered kind-hearted babies
- taurus: stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
- gemini: intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
- cancer: over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
- leo: melodramatic fun-loving fucks
- virgo: creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
- libra: ditsy carefree pacifist qts
- scorpio: intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
- sagittarius: honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
- capricorn: organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
- aquarius: extroverted detached open-minded freaks
- pisces: sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating
Fun facts about your sign here
BUT IKR GOD DAMN